Just like any shit wife, I've been neglecting this blog like it's a husband. BUT I'm back...maybe. Have put the feelers out for some shit wife stories.
Going to go and exfoliate now...as if!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
When you go out for a night of socialising or drinking with work mates, you might buy rounds of drinks right? However, you know you are a shit wife if you ask a fellow member's husband what he would like...and totally forget to buy that one drink, and remember everyone else's. His own wife did the same thing to him too! Not only was he the designated driver, we neglected to buy him a coke! Double whammy!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Welcome to all the shit wives! If you are wondering whether you should follow this post just think about the answers to the following questions.
Does your husband cook dinner every night, even if you are home on holidays and he is still at work all day?
Is your lunch nicely packed by your husband for you to take to work every day? Does he even peel your banana and only give you half in your lunch box because he knows that you wont eat the whole thing?
Do you have a stack of frozen pre-packed dinners in the freezer that you microwave each night?